A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

Like to talk about my scratchin post

It's just a tree to most

But it's a place of note

I shake the leaves to the ground

Rubbin my nose, I'm not proud

They tie it down with a bow

Cuz they don't know

Bout my scratchin post

Rin Tin Tin

Rin Tin Tin was a great dog and a great actor

Unfortunately as his career began to wane

He got involved in some schemes to resurrect his image

He even posed for some less than angelic rags

We all say we'd never sink so low

But who of us knows what we'd do

In such a situation?

Color Between the Lines

The lady at the dinner said

Oliver what big eyes you have!

and

Oliver what big ears you have!

and

Oliver what a big big nose you have!

Don't know what her story was...

Have fun coloring her in!

Giving Thanks

I was asked to a Thanksgiving Dinner

Only thing was, I wasn't sure if

I was on the guest list or the menu

Luckily it turned out OK

I got my very own bird to eat

Phew! That was a close one

No Extratesticles

Me and Dino out on the corna

radio blastin an' it's the bomb yo

aliens landin wanna take my testicles

but i got dino and he's the besticles

moon is fallin bi**hes fawnin

it's my callin

Skyscrapers gum wrappers bums crappin

Must be my rappin

and we out

peace

Oliver Dino 07'

Game Corner

People enjoyed the Word Jumble so much

(And are clamoring for more)

So I decided to try my hand at crosswords

I don't think you'll find it too taxing

But I do think you'll have fun!

Sorry, no prizes for this one

I'm on the outs with the postman

Tropical Fantasy

Sometimes I dream about gettin away

My friend Parroty invited me

to his pad in the jungle

I said Parroty I just might take you up on that!

Now I just have to convince Lady and Mister

to spring for my airfare

Good Scratch

A muzz is good and noble

but a muzz on scratch...

...now that's a paradise

fit for a king

Talkin Trash

There are many situations in life that call for extreme delicacy

For instance

It's important to proceed slowly when negotiating a trash heap

First step: approach the area with caution, wary of scavengers and interlopers

Second step: survey the amass with the nasal glands (this part is critical)

Third step: when you're sure you know what you're dealing with

Go For It!

Rowlf

A little known fact is that Rowlf

did a stint as the manager of

a dog pound a while back

Well that's where I met Rowlf

and he's been a great friend ever since

If you don't believe me, I suggests

You take in a little movie called

"Muppets Take Manhattan"

Payback

A word of caution

Never make snide comments

about scientists.

Especially scientists with

a yen for "improvement"

I did and look what happened to me!

Top Dog

Well this puts a new twist
on the term "top dog"

They say it's supposed to
be a good thing
But if this is what it entails
I want no part of it!

By the way, who gets fed first?

Doppelganger

Half way around the world

There's a dog that looks like me

He sleeps in the sun

As lady watches over him

My shadow self

But he has a white paw

The natives say it is good luck

When you look in the mirror

What do you see?

Mister Mister

Love for Mister

Where do I begin?

He gives me t-r-e-a-t-s

takes me o-u-t

He's been my main man from jump city

Hooch

Some of you may have been wondering about

"Hooch" from the word jumble

No, I aint talkin about moonshine

If you've ever seen the 1989 movie Turner and Hooch,

a classic cop and canine caper,

You know exactly what I'm talkin about!

If you haven't I suggest you see it immediately

It's nothing short of a masterpiece

Word Jumble

Try your hand at this puzzler

First person who can tell me the

Bonus Word

Wins a prize

Post your answers under comments

Good Luck!

Life of Pie

Pie is delicious

there's pizza pie, rhubarb pie

apple pie, moon pies

whoopie pies, mud pies

When you view your life in terms of pie

everything gets put into perspective

Halloween Days

Well it's gettin close to halloween

This year i'm going as a caterpillar

some folks say it looks like an anaconda

this outfit doubles as an extra layer on cold days

lady and mister are pretty stingy with the heat

Davey and Goliath

I never claimed to be religious

but in my mind Goliath is

as close a dog gets to god

Tech Support

Lady asked for some help learnin the interweb

I don't mind sharing my expertise

as long as we go to to sites that speak to my interests