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Oliver
Thursday, December 20, 2007
New Year's Resolutions
Gonna be takin some time off til the new year
Wanna thank all my loyal fans
For tuning in day after day
Have a Happy Happy New Year!
Signing off (til 08),
Oliver
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Drooly
This is what t-r-e-a-t-s do to me
And this is what m-i-l-k does to me
and tomatoes
and cheese
and coldcuts
and red peppers
and popsicles
and liver
and mashed potatoes
and bacon
and whipped cream
I guess this is what food does to me
but I don't like popcorn
Neighborhood Watch
Seems to be a rash of missing dogs in the neighborhood
I guess the little ones are harder to spot
Thinkin of starting a brigade to find these fellers
And it's not just for the reward money
Us types have to stick together
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Wish Bone
Question:
If you eat the wish bone
after you've broken it
and come away with the bigger half
is your wish still granted?
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Treat Jar
Behold the treat jar!
So tall and majestic
Containing mysteries and delicacies
A mighty fortress
Sublime and ravishing
To be broached so carefully
Its goodness savored so profoundly
Treat jar, I bow to thee!
Monday, December 10, 2007
You Can't Catch Me
I know what you're thinking
This doesn't look too good for me
But what happened was
Gingerbread Man kept saying
You can't catch me!
You can't catch me!
So I had to show him that I could
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Laika
Oh Laika
Do you remember our days
Cruising through space
Careening past saturn
Making a left turn
Bones flying by and
Stars in our eyes
Oh Laika
We floated on four legs
Ate freeze-dried steaks
While the sun set before us
As we barked at Taurus
And laughed at the moon
It ended too soon
Oh Laika
Space Oddity
Ground Control to Major Don!
Found this old photo in my treasure chest
Reminds me of my days with NASA
I was suddenly discharged due to
some indiscretions with a
certain other canine ...
Game Corner
Sometimes games reflect real life situations
As you can see, this pup is not wearing a collar
Nor does he have a license
The city dog catcher is closing in
Somehow I feel like...
We should warn him?
Sunday, December 2, 2007
New Best Friend
They say the dog is man's best friend
So let me know when your tv
does anything in the way of
loyally guarding you and your home
and I'll start worryin!
Snow Day
Ah the first snow of the year
So crisp and clean
it has to be right on your nose
to get a good deep sniff
Hacker Alert!
Seems someone hacked into my site
and posted some erroneous information
I'm not wanted in any counties...
for anything...
ever.
Beware of Hackers!!
10 Most Wanted
WANTED IN 13 COUNTIES
Have you seen this [dog?]
Frequent disguises:
-Half Bear Mask
-Crazy Chipmunk Tail
-Sea Urchin Face
Known Aliases:
-Molasses Joe
-10 Gallon Hat
-Ringo
**Please Contact Your Local Authorities with ANY information**
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
Like to talk about my scratchin post
It's just a tree to most
But it's a place of note
I shake the leaves to the ground
Rubbin my nose, I'm not proud
They tie it down with a bow
Cuz they don't know
Bout my scratchin post
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Rin Tin Tin
Rin Tin Tin was a great dog and a great actor
Unfortunately as his career began to wane
He got involved in some schemes to resurrect his image
He even posed for some less than angelic rags
We all say we'd never sink so low
But who of us knows what we'd do
In such a situation?
Color Between the Lines
The lady at the dinner said
Oliver what big eyes you have!
and
Oliver what big ears you have!
and
Oliver what a big big nose you have!
Don't know what her story was...
Have fun coloring her in!
Giving Thanks
I was asked to a Thanksgiving Dinner
Only thing was, I wasn't sure if
I was on the guest list or the menu
Luckily it turned out OK
I got my very own bird to eat
Phew! That was a close one
No Extratesticles
Me and Dino out on the corna
radio blastin an' it's the bomb yo
aliens landin wanna take my testicles
but i got dino and he's the besticles
moon is fallin bi**hes fawnin
it's my callin
Skyscrapers gum wrappers bums crappin
Must be my rappin
and we out
peace
Oliver Dino 07'
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Game Corner
People enjoyed the Word Jumble so much
(And are clamoring for more)
So I decided to try my hand at crosswords
I don't think you'll find it too taxing
But I do think you'll have fun!
Sorry, no prizes for this one
I'm on the outs with the postman
Tropical Fantasy
Sometimes I dream about gettin away
My friend Parroty invited me
to his pad in the jungle
I said Parroty I just might take you up on that!
Now I just have to convince Lady and Mister
to spring for my airfare
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