A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

Like to talk about my scratchin post

It's just a tree to most

But it's a place of note

I shake the leaves to the ground

Rubbin my nose, I'm not proud

They tie it down with a bow

Cuz they don't know

Bout my scratchin post

Rin Tin Tin

Rin Tin Tin was a great dog and a great actor

Unfortunately as his career began to wane

He got involved in some schemes to resurrect his image

He even posed for some less than angelic rags

We all say we'd never sink so low

But who of us knows what we'd do

In such a situation?

Color Between the Lines

The lady at the dinner said

Oliver what big eyes you have!

and

Oliver what big ears you have!

and

Oliver what a big big nose you have!

Don't know what her story was...

Have fun coloring her in!

Giving Thanks

I was asked to a Thanksgiving Dinner

Only thing was, I wasn't sure if

I was on the guest list or the menu

Luckily it turned out OK

I got my very own bird to eat

Phew! That was a close one

No Extratesticles

Me and Dino out on the corna

radio blastin an' it's the bomb yo

aliens landin wanna take my testicles

but i got dino and he's the besticles

moon is fallin bi**hes fawnin

it's my callin

Skyscrapers gum wrappers bums crappin

Must be my rappin

and we out

peace

Oliver Dino 07'

Game Corner

People enjoyed the Word Jumble so much

(And are clamoring for more)

So I decided to try my hand at crosswords

I don't think you'll find it too taxing

But I do think you'll have fun!

Sorry, no prizes for this one

I'm on the outs with the postman

Tropical Fantasy

Sometimes I dream about gettin away

My friend Parroty invited me

to his pad in the jungle

I said Parroty I just might take you up on that!

Now I just have to convince Lady and Mister

to spring for my airfare

Good Scratch

A muzz is good and noble

but a muzz on scratch...

...now that's a paradise

fit for a king

Talkin Trash

There are many situations in life that call for extreme delicacy

For instance

It's important to proceed slowly when negotiating a trash heap

First step: approach the area with caution, wary of scavengers and interlopers

Second step: survey the amass with the nasal glands (this part is critical)

Third step: when you're sure you know what you're dealing with

Go For It!

Rowlf

A little known fact is that Rowlf

did a stint as the manager of

a dog pound a while back

Well that's where I met Rowlf

and he's been a great friend ever since

If you don't believe me, I suggests

You take in a little movie called

"Muppets Take Manhattan"

Payback

A word of caution

Never make snide comments

about scientists.

Especially scientists with

a yen for "improvement"

I did and look what happened to me!

Top Dog

Well this puts a new twist
on the term "top dog"

They say it's supposed to
be a good thing
But if this is what it entails
I want no part of it!

By the way, who gets fed first?

Doppelganger

Half way around the world

There's a dog that looks like me

He sleeps in the sun

As lady watches over him

My shadow self

But he has a white paw

The natives say it is good luck

When you look in the mirror

What do you see?

Mister Mister

Love for Mister

Where do I begin?

He gives me t-r-e-a-t-s

takes me o-u-t

He's been my main man from jump city