New Year's Resolutions

Gonna be takin some time off til the new year

Wanna thank all my loyal fans

For tuning in day after day

Have a Happy Happy New Year!

Signing off (til 08),
Oliver

Drooly

This is what t-r-e-a-t-s do to me

And this is what m-i-l-k does to me

and tomatoes
and cheese
and coldcuts
and red peppers
and popsicles
and liver
and mashed potatoes
and bacon
and whipped cream

I guess this is what food does to me

but I don't like popcorn

Neighborhood Watch

Seems to be a rash of missing dogs in the neighborhood

I guess the little ones are harder to spot

Thinkin of starting a brigade to find these fellers

And it's not just for the reward money

Us types have to stick together

Wish Bone

Question:

If you eat the wish bone

after you've broken it

and come away with the bigger half

is your wish still granted?

Treat Jar

Behold the treat jar!

So tall and majestic

Containing mysteries and delicacies

A mighty fortress

Sublime and ravishing

To be broached so carefully

Its goodness savored so profoundly

Treat jar, I bow to thee!

You Can't Catch Me

I know what you're thinking

This doesn't look too good for me

But what happened was

Gingerbread Man kept saying

You can't catch me!

You can't catch me!

So I had to show him that I could

Laika

Oh Laika

Do you remember our days

Cruising through space

Careening past saturn

Making a left turn

Bones flying by and

Stars in our eyes

Oh Laika

We floated on four legs

Ate freeze-dried steaks

While the sun set before us

As we barked at Taurus

And laughed at the moon

It ended too soon

Oh Laika

Space Oddity

Ground Control to Major Don!

Found this old photo in my treasure chest

Reminds me of my days with NASA

I was suddenly discharged due to

some indiscretions with a

certain other canine ...

Game Corner

Sometimes games reflect real life situations

As you can see, this pup is not wearing a collar

Nor does he have a license

The city dog catcher is closing in

Somehow I feel like...

We should warn him?

New Best Friend

They say the dog is man's best friend

So let me know when your tv

does anything in the way of

loyally guarding you and your home

and I'll start worryin!

Snow Day

Ah the first snow of the year

So crisp and clean

it has to be right on your nose

to get a good deep sniff

Hacker Alert!

Seems someone hacked into my site

and posted some erroneous information

I'm not wanted in any counties...

for anything...

ever.

Beware of Hackers!!

10 Most Wanted

WANTED IN 13 COUNTIES

Have you seen this [dog?]

Frequent disguises:

-Half Bear Mask

-Crazy Chipmunk Tail

-Sea Urchin Face

Known Aliases:

-Molasses Joe

-10 Gallon Hat

-Ringo

**Please Contact Your Local Authorities with ANY information**