Hooch

Some of you may have been wondering about

"Hooch" from the word jumble

No, I aint talkin about moonshine

If you've ever seen the 1989 movie Turner and Hooch,

a classic cop and canine caper,

You know exactly what I'm talkin about!

If you haven't I suggest you see it immediately

It's nothing short of a masterpiece

Word Jumble

Try your hand at this puzzler

First person who can tell me the

Bonus Word

Wins a prize

Post your answers under comments

Good Luck!

Life of Pie

Pie is delicious

there's pizza pie, rhubarb pie

apple pie, moon pies

whoopie pies, mud pies

When you view your life in terms of pie

everything gets put into perspective

Halloween Days

Well it's gettin close to halloween

This year i'm going as a caterpillar

some folks say it looks like an anaconda

this outfit doubles as an extra layer on cold days

lady and mister are pretty stingy with the heat

Davey and Goliath

I never claimed to be religious

but in my mind Goliath is

as close a dog gets to god

Tech Support

Lady asked for some help learnin the interweb

I don't mind sharing my expertise

as long as we go to to sites that speak to my interests

Frankenpet

They say sometimes pets and their people resemble each other

Well sometimes I start looking like my toys

They warned me this could happen if I got too close

Oliver's Italy

Every once in a while I have an accident.

I think this one looks like Italy, home of mister's ancestors.

He was a a little upset cuz i ruined something he says costs more than me.

Hope I don't get the boot!

Well don't leave stuff layin on the floor...

What do you want from me? I'm German.

River Ode

This one is about a park I used to visit

almost every day

walkin by the river

eatin up some grub

listenin to the music

of the local jazzy band &

watchin the sunsets

well they fixed it up and now I'm not allowed

Lassie

Gonna be talking about some other famous dogs

and how they've influenced me

What i like about Lassie is her courage in the face of adversity

and her thick luxurious coat

Fun Fact: In TV Land Lassie was always played by a male dog

That means I could play Lassie

If I were a Collie

Dream Walk

Had a dream last night

there was no tree left unsniffed

no hydrant left unpeed

no grasses untrod by canine paws

no leaves left unkicked

no bones left uneaten

no cats unbarked at

Dare to Dream!

Guess This is It

In between walks sometimes I get left with relatives.

Brings to mind one time I got shipped off to my grammie and gramps in New England for what seemed like a lifetime, although it was only 3 weeks.

After waiting loyally by the door for a number of days for lady and mister to return, I came to the conclusion that "this was it" and settled into my new life.

Grammie picked up on this and tried to console me as much as she could. But you know how it goes.

Later found out lady and mister were on their honeymoon in vietnam and had left me behind cuz "three's a crowd and two makes a real honeymoon." Guess I can't blame them.

As much as I enjoy the long grass and deep shade of the country, there's something about me that will always be drawn to the bright lights of the city.

Guess i'm just wild at heart and there's no place like home.

Walks

Walks are important to a dog

This is a typical weekday morning walk

down the street to get coffee (none for me thanks)

down to the river

back around to home

No frills